Happy endings massage/world-class sex is on sale in Nairobi

We all know that looks play an important role in the adult industry. Not only do men want girls who are good looking, but they also want women who are nice and mindful of their ego.

That aside, I found it necessary to talk about some secret massage parlors that do business around Nairobi, especially the decent ones found in the leafy suburbs of the city.

But just in case you are yearning to grope with a girl for as little as Ksh200, then you can visit daytime bars and brothels paraded along Luthuli avenue and the neighboring streets. A bae will often quote Ksh300 for a short romp, but you can negotiate your way downwards, typically up to Ksh200.

Nevertheless, if you want a more uptown feel for a price that is not too high, you can pay a visit to places like Batis along Tom Mboya street or Eureka house. This building houses the most infamous city brothel called Sabina Joy, which has existed for decades now. I have gone into great lengths talking about my experience with this bar come brothel.

Most of the ladies in this brothel are nice and will be happy to partake in a little bit of groping with clients, providing you can buy drinks. But you have to be aware of the fact that the nice-looking ones will push you to go beyond your budget because a bottle of Guinness goes for ksh250 or $2.5. Going by the statistics of high unemployment rate in this country, I can assert with a great deal of confidence that very few men in the city can afford these beer prices.

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The uptown massage parlors of Nairobi

These are by no means cheap brothels like the ones we see along River road. So if you truly want to get hold of genuine lighter skin, just above teenage girls with big time experience in the escort business, this is the place to put your eyes on.

The most famous yet notorious uptown massage parlor on focus today is the Pink Apple VIP Massage. They offer world-class Nairobi VIP wet massage services, which are often finalized with happy endings. This can range from a hand job, oral, to just about anything that borders those elements.

One thing to point out here is that this place is a safe, full scale massage resort that also provides on-site restaurant services, hotel, bar and a wide selection of specialty sex bungalows and rooms for your pleasure.

It is a place where men go to explore their sexuality while putting the worries of life aside. It is a very discreet and safe location, which is also free from the potential threat of embarrassing police raids.

Unlike other suspicious massage parlors in Nairobi, Pink Apple VIP massage resort does not demand that you produce your ID unless you are a very awkward-looking individual.

The sports bar in this resort is also free from the usual restrictions that tend to be the number one reason why men never pay a second visit. For example, I have observed that visitors don’t get their hands stamped with a difficult to remove ink mark. Such marks can draw attention from the eyes of curious girlfriends and wives. Rest assured that you will be free from these threats.

Secondly, the music is soft and appropriate for the atmosphere, such that you can comfortably talk in small tones and still be able to hear what the other is saying across the table.

This massage parlor is staffed by single ladies aged 30 and below — going by the looks, although I have often heard that looks can be deceiving and that I should not judge a book by its cover.

Well, at least I can defy those proverbial statements for now because I intend to drive a very important point home.

Pink Apple Erotic Massage parlor is packed by dozens of gorgeous-looking girls who, by world-class standards, can put the hottest girls to shame in the looks department. Also, considering the fact that most of these girls are 30 and below, charges can be high as well. So high that the average Kenyan who barely makes ends meet will notice the hole in their pocket.

But this is not to say that you cannot negotiate for discounts. In fact, you can do so if you want continuous daytime rendezvous that will not cost you your wallet, your shirt, trouser and ultimately a whole farm.

As of how to get engaged in the Pink Apple Erotic massage parlor, the standard behavior is to find the sports bar and relax with a drink as you familiarize yourself with the dozens of courtesans who will all be looking forward to handling your erotic dreams if you give  ’em an opportunity to do so.

But if you don’t want to kill time in the sports bar, you can simply ask one of their hostesses to review a lineup of girls that are available in that particular day. Once you’ve settled for a specific girl that you like, you will be led into an aesthetically-pleasing cubicle with the ultimate goal of getting laid. A nuru massage will just be among the many things offered on the menu.

Generally, the hotter the girl, the higher the charges. That’s the standard rule. But despite the charges, most men will love this place because its free from the usual street hooker hazards which can range from getting robbed to losing consciousness because you were drugged.

There is also the option of having a shower (the two of you) in a private room before getting ready for the real action. By this time, you will be refreshed and aroused by the sight of a curvaceous and naked masseuse who tempts you with every passing second. Her whispers and divine caresses cannot be ignored.

They will then apply a nuru gel on your body so that it can attain the right wetness which is perfect for the massage. She will slip her hands, breast, legs and entire body against yours so that you can feel her warmth and touch. This way, you will be aroused to the point of premature ejaculation (if you can’t hold). Nevertheless, I don’t encourage you to waste your fluids in this manner especially when a solution is available for preventing that.

Basically, this massage parlor offers all-round sexual experience which can vary depending on your taste. We are talking of oral sex, blow job, three-some sex, strapon femdom ( the act of a girl being the alpha in bedroom matters), happy endings, shower sex, nuru massage to anything in between.

That’s the report I had for you today on major erotic activities which go down at Pink Apples Erotic massage parlor every day. I ought to have published this article a while back. But honestly, it has not been a priority for me until now.

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Inside the premise

This is basically an organized brothel, and to some extent, legal brothel in Nairobi.In fact, many friends and contacts do agree that this is the place to be caught dead by admirers of the adult industry, but not girlfriends and wives.

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