Every time I wake up and check my email, guys bombard me with messages asking me to be their savior, i.e help them find a sugar mummy.
These emails keep flowing into my inbox to the point that they baffle my mind. It is surprising that most young men are looking for a way to lead an easy life.
However, regardless of the situation, I have come to learn that most Kenyan lads have no clue as to how to get a sugar mummy in Kenya.
For this reason, I have decided to lay my tips in black and white so all the young lads out there can learn how to genuinely find a sugar mummy.
But please, if you want a n0-strings attached cougar/sugar boy relationship that makes you Ksh60,000 a week, follow the link below:
Or if you’d like to get free hookup, read this article instead and follow the steps as highlighted therein
If you want something sort of a relationship with a sugar mom, then I advice you to read the rest of the article because it will give you a clue on what to do and what not to do when seeking older, wealthy women for a long-lasting sugar relationship.
These are my guidelines on how to get sugar mummy phone numbers and ultimately a hookup
Looking in the right and wrong places
I can authoritatively state that you will never find any sugar mama on Facebook. Call it a blanket judgement, but that’s the fact.
For all the fellows out there who manage to secure real sugar mummy numbers on Facebook, they must statistically be very few indeed, say 1 in a million.
So if you ever came across a Facebook page that asked for your money so they can hook you up, just dismiss them because they are con artists.
Unlike men, mature women will never announce their intent to sleep with younger men. They always keep low profile, and this explains the reason why it is hard to find a sugar mummy.
The image you’re putting forth
Women are discreet and very conscious about what people say or think about them.
Women don’t like getting seen canoodling with lads or young men that are dressed like boys.
What I mean is that wearing skinny jeans, sagging or putting on bling will automatically disqualify you.
Just dress maturely and have a cologne for that matter. It will do you more good than harm when you go out looking for these women.
Your hangout locations
You obviously don’t expect to find one at ”Kwa Njuguna’s”, do you?
Okay, enough has been said concerning the best hangouts for finding sugar mummies.
Also, keep in mind that times have changed. The best sugar mummy hangout joints also change with time. What used to be a good joint 3 years ago is not a perfect joint today. So just walk around, whether you’re in Nairobi or Mombasa. Kibarua kwako.
Be well informed
The kind of ideologies that older women carry around is very weird. Men generally don’t care if the woman they have has nothing upstairs. But as for the older woman looking to play the sugar mummy role, trust me, they expect to have someone who is well opinionated and informed. So don’t waste your time working out those muscles while ignoring important matters.
They can never afford to waste any minute talking nonsense with a lad.
These women just don’t play games. They live by the principles of honesty. They know honesty will weed out jokers and only land them serious lads.
So be straightforward. Act the role of a man even when she is older than you.
Don’t be too silly and drunk
Women beyond their 30s are mature and done with ratchetry. They will not participate in any form of ratchetry in a public place, trust me.
To cut this story short, no 30-something woman wants to be seen grinding and getting silly in a night club or anywhere in public. So if you are a silly drunk boy, you are alone my friend.